GO BACK TO THE SWEET MAIN PAGE EVEN IF YOU'RE ALREADY ON IT!

18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement

February 20th, 2008

In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons appearing in any visual depiction of awesome content whether actually totally rock and roll explicit conduct, simulated wicked sweet content or otherwise, displayed on the website were at least eighteen (eight teen [18]) years of age at the time such depictions were created:

All other visual depictions displayed on the website are not exempt from the provision of 18 U.S.C. Section 2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 because such visual depictions do not consist of depictions of conduct as specifically listed in 18 U.S.C Section 2256 (2) (A) through (D), but are merely depictions of non-sexually explicit nudity, or are depictions of simulated sexual conduct, or are otherwise exempt because the visual depictions were created prior to July 3, 1995.

Records required to be maintained for such materials pursuant to 18 U.S.C. 2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 are kept by the following Custodians of Records.

V.J. Hatcherson
Custodian of Records
2706 Media Center Drive
Los Angeles, CA 90065

New! Awesome and Manly 1337band video about public telephones! Sweet!

February 16th, 2008

Check it out! We have a sweet video on YouTube! That’s so professional!

You can download the not-as-lame-quality version here: Koushuudenwa

Download the first two full sweet albums illegally!

February 16th, 2008

If you download these you are totally infringing on our intellectual property right. Screw you man!

Sorry Neil

Totally Sweet

There’s lots of funny things in this world, especially us, but there’s one thing that isn’t funny: disrespect of copyright law. Uncouth dude…

Our band is better than yours

February 16th, 2008

Seriously. It’s time you just realized you suck and we’re better than you. It’s really not funny anymore guy… Yeah, so we don’t have a drummer… pfft… and you need one? lame.